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Eggs and Peppers Sandwich Tucson Style

By Mike

Ya get your eggs and your peppers, chop some onion. Throw that shit in a pan and fry with oil until it speaks to you that it's ready. Trow those eggs in and fry summore. Cut open some Jalapeno and cheese bread. Gently spoon E&P on the bread and wrap it up for a tasty lunch that will leave you sexually spent.

why choose Eggs and Peppers?

Are you fuckin'Nuts?

They are the best. If you don't like Eggs and Peppers, I don't want to know you.

It's Fuckin' Delicious

If you don't think Eggs and Peppers are the best, get your ass back to bed and don't ever wake up.

They're for every Fuckin' Occasion

I don't care if it's Christmas dinner or a post-coital snack, Eggs and Peppers makes it complete.

They're Fuckin' Fast

Sure, you can make a Michellin Star dinner out of em, or you can fry that shit up in a pan in a couple of minutes. Either way you're eating out of God's hand.

It's the Fuckin' Best

Just try to make something better. G'head... I'll wait, you stunted, steaming pile.

Adults love them as do Fuckin' Kids

Eggs and Peppers pacify all age groups and ethnicities... even the hard to pronounce ones.

Eggs and Pepers By The Numbers

Just to show you how wrong you are if you don't like Eggs and Peppers

500+

Metric Tons of E&P Consumed

Accidental E&P Orgasms/Day

Humans Dreaming about E&P Right Now

People Changing Underwear After 1st E&P Sandwich